Semi-colons with hand stigmata


Chris said…
I was once going to go on a date with this guy, a first date, and he stood me up (this was in the time before cell phones and e-mail) because he had come down with stigmata. Eventually we did meet up for that date and sure enough, there they were, the wounds of Christ, although they were on his wrists and ankles. Still, pretty close, and any inaccuracy can be chalked up to the guy being Jewish and perhaps unaware of proper stigmata placement.

Anyway, thanks to this post I now realize that if his stigmata had then developed little Jesus-shaped marks on them, Jesus stigmata, that it might have been a sign to stick with this guy.