Thursday, September 27, 2007

Poodle Exercise with Humans


Someone broke into a car. The car had a red anti-theft lock wedged across its steering wheel. The thief hot-wired the car and began driving down the road. The police were watching. They began to follow the car. They turned on their red flashing lights and then their sirens. It was a police chase. It was high speed but the driver could only turn the wheel in one direction. Left, he was forced to turn. Then left. Then left again. He could not turn back. Left. His route spiraled in until he had nowhere to go and the police surrounded him. Now's a good time for a metaphor. Or a lawyer, he thought.

for my wife, Beth, a criminal lawyer, whose client this was.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Insecting Table

when all you have is a sewing machine
everything looks like an umbrella.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

everysome is elsecome thing

do why worry we?
word every earth on is
in place perfect the