Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs: The Bible into Cat Pidgin

Translating the entire Bible into Cat Pidgin (as opposed to translating a pigeon into a cat.)

This monumental task is being done via a collaborative wiki based site. Very cool approach, yet remarkable in its phenomenal ridiculousness. I mean, Klingon would be different.

Here's the beginning of Genesis:

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1