Because it is autumn and regret for the past causes the trees to recolour the leaves and then give up on them, and everything seems further away, I have decided to create "Daylight Saving Distance." I propose that in keeping with the season, we change the distance of things and make everything a meter closer to us, that is, until things return to their previous green closeness in spring. I think this will be good for us emotionally, but also I consider how beneficial DSD will be for trade and the economy.
Remember: Fall closer. Spring further.
Keep your friends close. Your regrets closer.