Monday, February 25, 2008

Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs: The Bible into Cat Pidgin

Translating the entire Bible into Cat Pidgin (as opposed to translating a pigeon into a cat.)

This monumental task is being done via a collaborative wiki based site. Very cool approach, yet remarkable in its phenomenal ridiculousness. I mean, Klingon would be different.

Here's the beginning of Genesis:

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1


Anonymous said...

Talk about setting the cats among the pidgin!


functional nomad said...

Neil Hennesey has my favourite lolcat project on the go right now, using passages from Christopher Smart's crazy writing paired with lolcats. Def worth checking out at:

kthx ceiling cat,